Adam West - God’s Gift To Women
I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison Records

Evil Dr. Smith: Introduction:

Steve: Hello, my name's Steve. (Plays a few bass notes.) I play bass guitar for Adam West. My favourite colour's blue, and my favourite kind of music is heavy metal music.

Jake: Hello. My name is Jake Starr. (Plays a few guitar notes.) I play the rhythm guitar in Adam West. My favourite food is curry, because it's open late at night.

Dan-o: My name is Dan-o Deckelman! (Outrageous guitar solo.) I let my guitar speak for me!

Steve: That's because you're incoherent most of the time.

Jake: Hello. My name is Ben Brower. (Hits a few drums.) I am... the drummer... in Adam West.
Do I have to do this just 'cause he didn't turn up?

Steve: Yes, just say that you can't play the drums and you're a complete toss-face.

Jake: I can't play the drums and I'm a complete toss-face. I don't... I think we should get
Ben to do this one himself. I think this is fucking stupid!

Steve: Yes, but he never turns up, does he? Now, start once again. Do you know what you're
going to say? Hello, I'm Ben Brower...

Jake: Hello, my name is Ben Brower, I am the drummer from...

Steve: I am the CRAP drummer.

Jake: I am the CRAP drummer from Adam West...

(Door opens.)

Jake: Oh, hello Ben!

Ben: My name is Jake Starr and I think it's a load of bollocks!

Steve: My name is Ben Brower. (Does an impression of Ben's laugh.)

Ben: That's very good! (Laughs.)

Dan-o: My name is Steve Grigson. Hoity-toity fucking hoit.

Steve: My bloody fucking name is Dan-o bloody fucking Deckelman bloody fucking...

Dan-o: Bloody fuck off then, Deckelman, fuck off.

Steve: ...and I'm the bloody fucking spunk all over your face guitarist. Spunk, bloody,
fucking.

Jake: (sings) ARE YOU REEEEAAAAAAAAADY?

Steve: Yes we are.

Dan-o: Yes, we've been ready a long time.

Jake: (sings) What are you ready for?

Dan-o: We're ready for playing "Adam West".

Steve: We're ready for you to count us in.

Jake: (sings) Are you ready to rock?

Steve: Yes, yes.

Dan-o: Yes, we're ready to rock.

Jake: (sings) Are you ready to roll?

Dan-o: Yes, and we're ready to roll as well.

Steve: Yes, we ARE ready to roll!

(Song begins)
All: ADAM WEST! ADAM WEST! ADAM WEST!
Jake: For you and you and you and you and you!!!

(In great honour to Colin, Den, Vim en Spider: God’s real gift to women)

Evil Dr. Smith diagnoses: 75/100

http://www.fandangorecs.com/adamwest/

Oh... you really want to know something about Adam West?

Eh... why in Gods name? Adam West is a band of four from Washington DC that can be described in two words, besides that they are Batman-fans (Adam West is the actor who dressed in bat-winged black in the sixties). Rock & roll. Three chords, within three minutes and three earlier CDs. Their roots are in the black fifties-rock&roll of Little Richard, their heart lies in sixties garage rock of MC5 and The Sonics, their soul has been sold to early seventies (glam) punk like The Stooges and New York Dolls, their libido is on focus because of Australian hard rock such as Rose Tattoo and AC/DC and finally, they have got a singer who owns all Misfits records featuring Glenn Danzig. A long list, perhaps, but it really is nothing more than rock&roll as loud as it can be played: 50 years of rock&roll-history in a nut shell. There�s no use in talking about it, this must be experienced. Live preferably. It may be uncomplicated and okay on CD, it's not exceptional (like the more melancholic Ricochets from Norway were, recently). Despite all that, this band sounds like they can rock the sweat out of your body in a live situation. We will find out 10 September, since that is the date they will come to Amsterdam Winston to give us a rock & roll lesson. I wonder whether we, spoiled with bands such as Peter Pan Speedrock, The Spades, 69 Charger and Dr. Dick can learn a thing or two.